zainmaliks:

when?? is ??zayn?? going?? to?? drop?? a?? selfie?? i?? have?? a?? family?? to?? feed??  

(via adityakapur)

radical-beta:

when someone you don’t like loves the same song as you

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(via magicul)

mikalhvi:

gentlemanbones:

"What is that, some kind of stone, like a heating stone? An odd pattern, it kind of looks like—
…Oh.”

is that a goddamn condom full of spaghetti
  • Mother: BUT I GAVE BIRTH TO YOU!
  • Me: ain't nobody tell you to do that tho
dongstomper69:

stunningpicture:

Creative kid. More creative mom.

fucking idiot got owned

imdoingstuffandthingslori:

lesmiserablephantom:

totallynotmisha:

damianmcgintleman:

twerker:

2013 is the first year since 1987 to have different numbers

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what about 1982
1983
1984
1985
&
1986 Hmmm

since 1987. 

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(Source: bowel, via tommypickles)

  • girl: bae can we...
  • me: nah chill i'm broke as fuck
Passive aggressive Witch

baltharus:

I don’t curse people, I bless everyone around them.

(via sniffing)

lucillesballs:

"think you can handle my 10 inches?"

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*sticks tip in*

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(via ziamolarry)

the-dragons-thoughts:

Imagine finding a dragon egg one day, and it hatches in your house and thinks you’re its mom. Then the next morning you wake up and find this mini dragon has gathered all the lose change and shiny objects in your house in a pile, and is gnawing on a nickel. And then when you take it out for walks, it picks up every coin it sees cause its a hoarder. And your house is eventually full of coins. And you are rich. And have a dragon.

(via i-n-e-f-f-a-b-l-e-m-e)

foodchewer:

don’t disappoint your dogs

(via saltydawn)